things i learned in ancient greek art today:
- Achilles had a gay lover
- Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
- there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
- They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.
sounds like high school
All episodes and season of Supernatural so far:
Pilot / Wendigo / Dead in the Water / Phantom Traveler / Bloody Mary / Skin / Hook man / Bugs / Home / Asylum / Scarecrow / Faith / Route 666 / Nightmare / The Benders / Shadow / Hell House / Something Wicked / Provenance / Dead Man’s Blood / Salvation / Devil’s Trap
In My Time of Dying / Everybody Loves a Clown / Bloodlust / Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things / Simon Said / No Exit / The Usual Suspects / Crossroad Blues / Croatoan / Hunted / Playthings / Nightshifter / Houses of the Holy / Born Under a Bad Sign / Tall Tales / Roadkill / Heart / Hollywood Babylon / Folsom Prison Blues / What Is and What Should Never Be / All Hell Breaks Loose: Part 1 / All Hell Breaks Loose: Part 2
The Magnificent Seven / The Kids are Alright / Bad Day at Black Rock / Sin City / Bedtime Stories / Red Sky at Morning / Fresh Blood / A Very Supernatural Christmas / Malleus Maleficarum / Dream a Little Dream of Me / Mystery Spot / Jus In Bello / Ghostfacers / Long-Distance Call / Time Is On My Side / No Rest for the Wicked
Lazarus Rising / Are You There, God? It’s Me, Dean Winchester / In The Beginning / Metamorphosis / Monster Movie / Yellow Fever / It’s the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester / Wishful Thinking / I Know What You Did Last Summer / Heaven and Hell / Family Remains / Criss Angel Is a Douchebag / After School Special / Sex and Violence / Death Takes a Holiday / On the Head of a Pin / It’s a Terrible Life / The Monster at the End of This Book / Jump the Shark / The Rapture / When the Levee Breaks / Lucifer Rising
Sympathy for the Devil / Good God, Y’all! / Free to Be You and Me / The End / Fallen Idols / I Believe the Children Are Our Future / The Curious Case of Dean Winchester / Changing Channels / The Real Ghostbusters / Abandon All Hope… / Sam, Interrupted / Swap Meat / The Song Remains the Same / My Bloody Valentine / Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid / Dark Side of the Moon / 99 Problems / Point of No Return / Hammer of the Gods / The Devil You Know / Two Minutes to Midnight / Swan Song
Exile on Main St / Two and a Half Men / The Third Man / Weekend at Bobby’s / Live Free or Twihard / You Can’t Handle the Truth / Family Matters / All Dogs Go to Heaven / Clap Your Hands If You Believe… / Caged Heart / Appointment in Samarra / Like a Virgin / Unforgiven / Mannequin 3: The Reckoning / The French Mistake / …And Then There Were None / My Heart Will Go On / Frontierland / Mommy Dearest / The Man Who Would Be King / Let It Bleed / The Man Who Knew Too Much
Meet the New Boss / Hello, Cruel World / The Girl Next Door / Defending Your Life / Shut up, Dr. Phil / Slash Fiction / The Mentalists / Seven Seven, Time for a Wedding! / How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters / Death’s Door / Adventures in Babysitting / Time After Time / The Slice Girls / Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magic Menagerie / Repo Man / Out With The Old / The Born-Again Identity / Party On, Garth / Of Grave Importance / The Girl With the Dungeons and Dragon’s Tattoo / Reading is Fundamental / There Will Be Blood / Survival of the Fittest
We Need to Talk About Kevin / What’s Up, Tiger Mommy? / Heartache / Bitten / Blood Brother / Southern Comfort / A Little Slice of Kevin / Hunteri Heroici / Citizen Fang / Torn and Frayed / LARP and the Real Girl / As Time Goes By / Everybody Hates Hitler / Trial and Error / Man’s Best Friend with Benefits / Remember the Titans / Goodbye Stranger / Freaks and Geeks / Taxi Driver / Pac-Man Fever / The Great Escapist / Clip Show / Sacrifice
I Think I’m Gonna Like It Here / Devil May Care / I’m No Angel / Slumber Party / Dog Dean Afternoon / Heaven Can’t Wait / Bad Boys / Rock and a Hard Place / Holy Terror / Road Trip / First Born / Sharp Teeth / The Purge /
CaptivesBless the person who made this post
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
I never understood why cops ask questions like:
"Do you know why I’m standing here?"
"Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Do you know why I’m here?"
Like, figure out your spatial, existential issues elsewhere, bruh.
Pssst spoilers for real life: It’s because they’re trying to get you to self-incriminate. Always respond to such questions by reflecting the question respectfully.
"Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Why did you stop me, Officer?"