|january:||post halloween candy hangover|
|october:||HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA|
|december:||halloween for jesus|
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
OMGs. If the 50 Shades of Grey movie looked like this I’d be in line right now waiting till February!
I’m not even in this fandom and I nearly blew a fucking gasket watching this. If Sebstan is strange compelling to you and if D/s is your jam, just click play.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
*THROWS ALL MY MONEY AT THE GODS TO MAKE THIS A REAL THING*
*FAPS FURIOUSLY IN THE MEANTIME*
Fuck this is sexy.
I- I… I AM EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED TAKE ALL MY FUCKING MONEY
WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS AS THE MOVIE INSTEAD OF WHAT BULLSHIT THEYVE DONE? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD SEE THIS? AVATAR WENT BACK INTO THE BOX OFFICE TWICE. SO WOULD THIS.
Jesus. Well, well done.
JFC… I’m gonna need a cold shower…